Colin Eye

Makes the odd comment, mostly chastising me for not giving him reading material more often Moderate. Plays for the renowned Bellevue Chapel team and fields like a dervish, specialising in direct hits from deep third man. Bats like Edinburgh City Council (No Overall Control) Yes - here Colin used to work alongside Nasty Jen, but it was taking a toll, and so he made an unusual career switch and now works not far along the desk from me. Does everything competitively, cooks with some skill, and plays squash well, for a little fella. Never afraid to express an opinion, never known to suffer from low self-esteem. Head tilts sideways and judders in quite an endearing way when he's listening to music he likes. Recently convinced Mrs Eye that they should buy a Mini Cooper (the original Mini), although part of the deal seemed to involve sacrificing any hope of ever going skiing again.