Broon

Makes the odd comment Moderate. Plays for the renowned Bellevue Chapel team, when she's not adjusting the scoreboard, or callously failing to administer physiotherapy to critically injured team members. No Broon, also known as "Wee fatty in the corner", hails from Ardglass, a grotty fishing village in Co Down. Is well known for many things, but mostly eating chocolate. Parps on the trombone skilfully, and plays many sports readily without ever giving the impression that she's enjoying herself. Former Admin Supremo at my workplace, where she acquitted herself with distinction, although she emptied the biscuit tin more often than the bins.